Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe
Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool”

Ep. 104: Host: “The Tale of a Refreshing Dip in the Baby Baptism Pool”

August 12, 2020

Ket tells Kim about the film taking Shudder by storm, Host (2020), starring  Haley Bishop, Jemma Moore, Emma Louise Webb, Radina Drandova and Caroline Ward. Kim really changes her tune about a Cinq Seance by the end of this one. She can now be found floating in a baptism pool, filled with salt, for the rest of her existence. The girls get into a small tiff when Ketryn learns that Kim has no intention of tattooing her ashes in her when she’s gone. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Host.

Dir. Rob Savage

Writers Gemma Hurley, Rob Savage, Jed Shepherd

 

 

New KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

"Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

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SCREEN - A Quarantine Horror Short Film

https://youtu.be/nWoG_L-3Kgc

 

 

 

 

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K&K

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”

Ep. 103: Child’s Play: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Questionable Parenting”

August 5, 2020

Kim tells Ket about Child’s Play starring Chris Sarandon, Catherine Hicks and Alex Vincent. The girls explore the benefit of putting kids on leashes and Ketryn warns against buying your children toys they want. There is apparently a macheted Jason man roaming Glendale and we discover what three things would summon the girls’ spirits. Most importantly, we learn if Ket will live or die in Child’s Play (1988).

Dir. Tom Holland

Writer Don Mancini

 

 

 

 

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

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Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”

Ep. 102: Teeth: “The Tale of Vampire Doors - Front AND Back”

July 29, 2020

Ket tells Kim about Teeth starring Jess Wiexler. This is a pick from our Patrons over at Patreon and it was… a doozy. (Trigger warnings abound!) The girls explain vampire doors, dick vampires, and evoke the powers of evolution and earth to insure their female descendants be blessed with toothed vaginas for the good of humanity. So let’s blow our smoke snacks and police our boning. BONG! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Teeth.

Dir. Mitchell Lichtenstein

Writer Mitchell Lichtenstein

 

 

 

 

 

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

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Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”

Ep. 101: Lyle: “The Tale of Chairs - The Podcast”

July 22, 2020

Kim tells Ket about Lyle starring Gaby Hoffman and Ingrid Jungermann (Bergman?). They unveil their new podcast all about the riveting world of chairs and they try to get to the bottom of what they could have possibly done to piss off the mosquitos. They discuss the anatomical anomalies of ghost conceptions and ghost babies. And they debate whether or not the devil is a feminist. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Lyle.

Dir. Stewart Thorndike

Writer Stewart Thorndike

 

 

 

 

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

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Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times!

Ep. 100: The Tale of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… 100 times!

July 15, 2020

Kim and Ket recount 100 episodes of laughter, friendship and staying alive… maybe. Thanks to their #Sammies, they’ve made it this far and have no intention of stopping! The girls recount their favorite moments and hear voicemails from Sammies who chime in with their slayiest moments as well. Kim and Ket also announce a new Patreon tier benefit! All patrons will get a video link to the filming of THIS recording. And going forward, all #NancyThompsons and above will have access to (at least) one video recorded episode per month! So you can SEE with your earballs or LISTEN with your eyeballs… whichever gets you yer gettins’! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim AND Ket will live or die in episode 100 of Kim and Ket Stay Alive… Maybe.

Edited by Arik Martin

Clips compiled by The Girls, Arik, and Alison Trumbull

 

 

 

 

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

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Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”

Ep. 99: The People under the Stairs: “The Tale of Bedazzled Gimps”

July 8, 2020

Ket tells Kim about The People Under the Stairs starring Brandon Quintin Adams, A.J. Langer and Ving Rhames. This movie turned Kim into a straight-up wet robot (what???). We explore when it is and isn’t appropriate to call people ‘mommy’ and ‘daddy.’ Spoiler alert: it’s NOT when they’re your brother or sister! It also becomes clear that Ketryn does not know what shotguns sound like. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The People Under the Stairs.

Dir. Wes Craven

Writer Wes Craven

 

 

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

El Yucateco is EVERYONE’S hot sauce - Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-lk. We also have a Jalapeno Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

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Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy”

Ep. 98: The Final Girls: “The Tale of Rulesy V. McJudy”

July 1, 2020

Kim tells Ket about The Final Girls starring Malin Akerman, Taissa Farmiga and literally everyone else. Ket starts off the telling by offending their large Gertrude population. We also get to the bottom of Kim’s slow slide into full british jargon. There is also another glaring difference between the girls’ brains, but they both still ugly cried at this movie. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Final Girls.

Dir. Todd Strauss-Schulson

Writers M.A. Fortin, Joshua John Miller

 

 

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Ok we'll stop now.

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xo and #StayAlive,

K&K

 

 

This episode is sponsored by EL YUCATECO HOT SAUCE

El Yucateco is EVERYONE’s hot sauce – Currently El Yucateco has 5 habanero based sauces: Red, Green, Caribbean, Black Label Reserve and XXXtra Hot Kutbil-Ik. We also have a Jalapeño Hot Sauce and a Chipotle Hot Sauce.  #KingofFlavor

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Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes”

Ep. 97: The Lighthouse: ”The Tale of Jesus and Cedric Diggory Bonin’ Shoes”

June 24, 2020

Ket tells Kim about The Lighthouse starring Willem Dafoe (Jesus) and Rob Pattinson (Cedric Diggory). We start off the episode with Kim’s harrowing journey to the Coachella for ants. Then we segue into what inanimate objects one should fornicate with. The mystery of the mergina is FINALLY solved. But Kim is still less than enthused by the end of it all. Most importantly,  we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Lighthouse.

Dir. Robert Eggers

Writers Robert Eggers, Max Eggers

 

 

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Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD”

Ep. 96: The Invisible Man: “The Tale of The Patron Saint of Music and WWJD”

June 17, 2020

Kim tells Ket about The Invisible Man (2020) starring Elisabeth Moss. In quarantine, Ketryn has become a full blown goldfish with a 3 second memory. But they do coin a new phrase: The Sammarmy. They protect the girls from a litany of internet trolls and they’re so grateful. So join The Patron Saint of Music and Edward Meat Tenderizer hands. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Invisible Man.

Dir. Leigh Whannell

Writer Leigh Whannell

 

 

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K&K

 

 

 

 

 

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Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating”

Ep. 95: Slaughterhouse Rulez: “The Tale of Lactose-Induced Severe Bloating”

June 10, 2020

Ket tells Kim about Slaughterhouse Rulez starring Michael Sheen and Simon Pegg. It should have been Harry Potter meets horror. Instead it was confusion meets indigestion. Kim ends up having to carry her own donkey the final stretch and Ketryn gets sucked into her own personal Adam Scott Mandela Effect. In this time of perpetual turmoil, we all just want a pint of ice cream but that doesn’t mean you won’t get the bloats. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Slaughterhouse Rulez.

Dir. Crispian Mills

Writers Crispian Mills, Henry Fitzherbert

 

 

 

 

The 13th

https://www.netflix.com/title/80091741 

 

"EXPLAINING WHITE PRIVILEGE TO A BROKE WHITE PERSON..."

https://medschool.duke.edu/sites/medschool.duke.edu/files/field/attachments/explaining_white_privilege_to_a_broke_white_person.pdf

 

Trevor Noah

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CAyfFnaJbyL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

Kimberly Jones

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CBLiUsSJmub/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

 

Last Week Tonight: Police

https://youtu.be/Wf4cea5oObY

 

 

 

 

 

 

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